one time i said the word “fuck” on facebook and my mom texted me this


Moon Night Light

Bring the moon to your home and light up your favorite room or hallway with this full moon-shaped nightlight. A 3D printed photo of the moon has been attached to this night light to provide optimum realism. Sold on Amazon.


If you decide to walk around in underwear and an open flannel you can see yourself straight into my bed.


Our king has fallen


― But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before… . Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him… . If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back… . That he really was …



You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.




the last one omfg im so done